Commercialized

Three commercials that bug the snot out of me:

1.

This one is not a bad commercial, but I swear to Jebus that is Kermit the Frog talking about cheese.

2. I can't find the commercial online, but those stupid Disaronno ads where the bartender is telling you how to make Disaronno and Milk (Wugh!), or Disaronno and Lemon. Really? We need expert advice on how to make a cocktail that only has two ingredients? Pour overpriced Amaretto in a glass. Squeeze a lemon. Drink and repeat. What's next, "How to make Wild Turkey neat?" "Enjoying your Coors Light, the easy way. Step 1, take beer out of fridge. Step 2, pop the cap. Step 3, ENJOY!"

3. That commercial with the text-messaging thumbs that are supposed to be saying funny things instead of just saying "LOL". The problem is, nothing they say is funny. OMGWTFROFLMAO!

That's all you get for now, but seeing as the holiday season is upon us, I am sure there will be more to come!