I know I need to update this thing before BPS (blog protective services) come to take me away. But all I have time for at the moment is to show you this ridiculous new Miracle Whip ad that my Facebook friend Chris Nolen hipped me to, and I only post it for two reasons: to show you how stupid it is, and so you can read all the hilarious comments underneath.
No Need to Tone Down This Condiment!
Go here to read the comments!
